Why BIRD is a hazard in marriage

For ppl who dont know who is bird, bird is our last class rep, Ms lye, who is facing extinction.

Talking about the newly wed Chew couple's beautiful and cosy home....

I read the special TIME issue on the science of romance.

It contains articles that are interesting and enlightening ("interesting" and "englightening" are pet words of Jiamay's). Indeed("indeed" is a petword of Jo neo), these articles have broaden my perspective at sociological, biological, psychological, economical, political and entertainment levels.

Here is one of the research results:
-Married ppl live longer and are healthier thruout those extra years.
-Marriage helps both spouses cope better with stress, though men benefit more than women
-marriage is fattening, particularly for husbands.

So, what has it got to do with bird being a hazard???

it says that-" negative marital interactions such as arguments, name-calling and non-verbal cues like EYE ROLLING lead to increases in cortisol anddecreases in immune and wound healing function.

The immunologist states that : "how often someone ROLLS their EYES at you can predict how often you need to go to the doctor".Not that i want to say(" not that i want to say" is my petphrase),MS LYE can cause ill health even beyond marital interaction. So, pls avoid looking at her eye rolls this festive season.

ANd for the times we experienced looking at her eye rolling stunts.
i hereby, demand a compensation for all. What happen to our birdnest, one person one bottle ms lye. You owed us due to some whining and eye rolling which amounted to $100 plus , accounting interests, i think everyone in class deserves a small bottle.
PAy up or i will increase it exponentially upon graduation.

LOVE YA (petgreeting from chelsea),
crAbigail

in Class

In School ( Last Lecture in K511)

if you were born in the 80's in Singapore

You would remember:

You grew up watching He-man, MASK, Transformers, Silver Hawk and Mickey Mouse, Ninja turtles, Carebears, Robocop, My Little Pony and Smurfs.

You grew up brushing your teeth with a mug in Primary school during recess time. You would squat by a drain with all your classmates beside you, and brush your teeth with a coloured mug.

You hated or loved the school nurse (she was either pretty or mean).

You know what SBC stands for.

You paid 40 cents for cartons of Chocolate or Strawberry milk every week in class.

Everyone's wallet used to be the velcro type

It was cool to have pagers in primary school

SBS buses used to be non-airconditioned. The bus seats are made of wood and the cushionwere red. The big red bell gave a loud BEEP! when pressed.

There were still bus tickets and bus conductors would come up to check them.

Envelopes were given to us to donate to Sharity Elephant every Children's Day.

You've probably read Young Generation magazine.You know who's Vinny the little vampire and Acai the constable.

You know what PETS are and the hidden animals in all the text pages. You hated penmanship.

Writing lines and caning hands were common, esp if you failed chinese spelling (caning was actually allowed. no shit).

You were there when they first introduced the MRT here. You went for the first ride with your parents and you would kneel on the seat to see the scenery.

Movie tickets used to cost only $3.50.

Gals were fascinated by Strawberry Short Cake and Barbie Dolls.

You learn to laugh like The Count in Sesame Street.

You bought tidbits called beebee (20 cents per pack, 10 cents in MGS), and mamee (30 cents), that had a different sticker in it every time.

You carried a lunch box to school but either threw away the food or brought it back home again.

You watched TV2 (also known as Channel 10) cartoons because Channel 5 never had enough cartoons for you.

Hardy Boys, Nancy Drew, The Three Investigators, Famous Five and Secret Seven were probably the thickest
story books you thought you would ever read.

KFC used to be a high class restaurant that served food in plates and had metal forks and knives. (I dont remember this, anyone?)

The most vulgar thing you said was asshole and idiot and THE MOST EXTREME WAS 'chicken pie'...you just couldn't bring yourself to say the hokkien translation.

Catching and pepsi-cola was the IN thing, and twist was the
magic word.

Your English workbooks were made of some damn poor quality paper that was smooth and yellow.

You came to school 15 mins before the bell every morning just so you could copy someone's homework.

CDIS was your best friend.

The only computer lessons in school involved funny pixellized characters in 16 colours walking about trying to teach you math.

Waterbottles were slung around your neck and a must everywhere you went.

Boys loved to play soccer with small stones or tennis balls in the basketball court.

Girls played five stones and boys played with marbles.

Science was fun with the Balsam and the Angsana being the most important plants of our lives, guppies and swordtail being the most important fishes.

Who can forget Ahmad, Bala, Sumei and John, immortalized in our minds from school textbooks.

We conducted experiments of our own to get badges for being a Young Zoologist/Botanist etc.

Every Children's day and National day you either got pins or pens with 'Happy Children's Day 1993' or useless plastic files with 'Happy National Day 1994'.

You wore BM2000, BATA, or Pallas shoes.

Your form teacher taught you Maths, Science and English.

You went to school in slippers and a raincoat when it rained, and you find a dry spot in the school
to sit down, dry your feet, and wear your dry and warm socks and shoes.

There would be spelling tests and mental sums to do almost everyday (you hated them).

Your friends considered you lucky and rich if your parents gave you $2 or more for pocket mone everyday.

You saw Wee Kim Wee's face in the school hall.

Boys liked catching fighting spiders, earthworms or tadpoles.

Collecting and battling erasers was a pastime for boys.

Class monitors and prefects loved to say, "You talk somemore, I write your name ah!"

You got booked for muddy shoes in class.

There were at least 40 people in one class.

You brought every single book to school, even though there was a timetable.

There was a pro-yo/bumblebee, digimon craze at some point in time.

我猜， 我猜， 我猜猜猜! Guess Guess Guess!

Happenings in the class.


As many who read this who have guessed it. The Open No. Game.


It's the hottest game in town now, at least in OT0502.

Due to the really sincerity flowing in Sincere's class, we resorted to playing the Open no. Game in Silent.


You might wonder how it's done. Although we didn't play it really really silently, but it happened during Class!!!


Evidence of our game.. all recorded in paper.hehehe...


Top Winner (Or is it Loser ah?) of today's Game:

1. Suhaila


1. Elaine (Both had a tie of 4 forfeits)

2. Chelsea


3. joseph


Then new game evolve due to the creativity of us being OT students. We had Open No. Games in Pairs.

Top Winner (Or Losers again?) in the Pair Competition:


1. Suhaila + Elaine


2. Chelsea + Jia May


3. Joseph + Giam


4. Susan + Hui Hui



Basically to sum up the night, The Biggest Winner who will be sharing her forfeit with Josephine because she chose to abandon the class to hitch BX's free ride home is

SUSAN.

Basically just check out the pictures to find out more.

To those who missed the fun today, Too BAD.hehehe

letters, stories and many more

the wonderful things we do in class..... its nearly visible if you squint hard enough haha

classic example of josephines cuteness, hahahah, couldn't resist. i was rolling and convulsing in front of my comp for a while laughing , hahahahahaha!!!!!!!


on a cool saturday night........

JoSePhInE says:
i m bored too, flicked to Tamil channel..

crystal says:
OMG, hahahaha

JoSePhInE says:
its a movie on Multiple Personality Disorder, plus comedy

crystal says:
in tamil????
crystal says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
crystal says:
YOU ARE COOOL

JoSePhInE says:
in tamil with subtitles..
JoSePhInE says:
recommending u since u always go DUBAI

crystal says:
huh??? i where got go dubai>?
crystal says:
nv even go before leh

JoSePhInE says:
whenever u come late for class, u will say u went dubai in the morning mah

crystal says:
HAHAHAHAH
crystal says:
tts is SO FUNNY
crystal says:
i go MUMBAI
crystal says:
not DUBAI
crystal says:
HAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!! OMG JOSEPHINE

JoSePhInE says:
ohoh..mumbai also in india ar
crystal says:
HAHHAHAAHHAH
crystal says:
dubai
crystal says:
is in MIDDLE EAST hahahaha
MUMBAI then is in india la

JoSePhInE says:
haha..my geog fail lar

crystal says:
haha ya i think will fail
crystal says:
hahaha

JoSePhInE says:
u sure dubai not in india..haha

crystal says:
you dun believe you go ask the class la hahahaha

JoSePhInE says:
dont want..wait kana shoot..haha

crystal says:
hahahahahaha
crystal says:
ok i will help you to ask
crystal says:
HAHAHA
crystal says:
SO FUN

JoSePhInE says:
actually indi shows quite nice.the comedy one
crystal says:
HAHAHAHAAJHA

crystal says:
omg josephine you really very cute lehhhhhhhhh hahahaha

__________


SO, what does the class think? Is Dubai in India? hahaha

Funny Hippo

Stress-buster Short Clips

Peeing Hippo - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08vy8Qhm65M&mode=related&search=

Bathing Hippo - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFnObzb1qJo&mode=related&search=

Hippo Performance - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brNToKdyvUE&mode=related&search=


Super funny clips